Man, that’s a totally pimpin ride! I never knew Barbie was so cool.
Oh, wait, of course! It is from Jem and the Holograms, not Barbie.
Jem is to Barbie as Lady Gaga is to Hannah Montana. I”m pretty sure that’s on SAT tests, and if not, it should be.
Hey, a whole set of Babylon 5 action figures!
Oh, wait, it’s all lame secondary characters. You’d have to be real geek to buy one of … wait, I could totally have my Terminator action figure put Vir in a headlock, giving him noogies on his fan head, and — no, no, moving on.
This is the first time a sports trophy ever set off my gaydar**:
Super Fabulous Hit!
On the opposite end of the sports spectrum, we have Hunter Dan, American Sportsman! Presented without comment.
So, Thrift Stores — where every facet of American culture sits side by side on the shelves, available for an equally low price. It’s downright inspirational, it is.
** Note: While Gaydar has been proven to exist from a psychological perspective based on facial queues, etc. it is not reliable. For example, I’m sure your own gaydar might have gone off when I started talking about Jem vs Barbie, but that would be a false positive. Honest. I know because I once explored my sexuality through a brief and horribly doomed proxy tryst between my Evil Knievel and Six Million Dollar Man action figures.
