I have caught 37 fairies in a jar. Unless you sponsor me in the Clarion West writeathon, I will place the jar in front of a television playing nothing but Jersey Housewives. Or, if you are not a fan of fairies, then IF you sponsor me I will force the fairies to read the Myspace breakup poetry of goth tweens. Basically, the more you sponsor me, the more you control the fates of these 37 fairies.
Oops. Make that 36 fairies. Our kitten is way too clever at getting that lid open.
The Clarion West writeathon is a fundraiser for the Clarion West workshop, a writing “boot camp” that helps to produce future writers of quality genre fiction so that you will have something to read and watch tomorrow that doesn’t suck.
So go to my page and click on the shiny DONATE button to sponsor me as I write stuff, and feel like a real patron of the arts.
http://clarionwest.org/events/writeathon/RandyHenderson
