Internal Memo from the Head of the Q.U. Crypto-Zoology Department
As you may have heard, the frozen Bigfoot found in the U.S. was “revealed” to be a hoax – just a gorilla suit frozen in a block of ice.
The Ethernet article to which the link above jumps to also mentioned, however, that the two men who purchased the Bigfoot also search for leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster.
As we here at Q.U. well know, leprechaun operatives from the U.S. Leprechaun Protection League actually spirited away the real Bigfoot corpse and replaced it with a fake. After all, if these men were to prove that Bigfoot is real, folks might start to consider the possibility that leprechauns are real as well, and no wee leprechaun would want that.
However, the leprechauns took this action without first consulting with Nessie, who was hoping to somehow leverage the resulting media exposure about her to raise awareness of issues such as ocean warming and pollution.
Nessie is therefore suing the leprechauns.
I have thus been advised by the Q.U. legal team that any queries you receive regarding Bigfoot, leprechauns, the Loch Ness Monster, environmental issues, or, as always, banana cream pies, should be forwarded to them and NOT responded to.
Thank you all for your cooperation.
