Update on the Twitter transmission issue. We’re still getting interference from these transmissions. This is really begin to annoy our imposed-psychology department and, frankly, costing the university money in tracking down the source of this problem.
Here’s the latest example of the kind of gibberish that is bleeding into our mind-control signal.
Twitter Interface Query: [WHAT ARE YOU DOING?]
PippinPimp: Gandalf asked me to risk my life lighting a signal fire. Then I remembered Gandalf is a fire wizard. He can’t light it himself?! What up?
Gandalf: Fine. I’ll use Twitter talk. Twitter twitter butterfly, twitter forth, save my hide, as you have & will again, twitter twitter little friend
MinasTirithGuard34: Damn. Some moth flew into our torch and burst into flame, then flew into the signal pyre and lit it off! Hope I don’t get fired for this.
Amon Din: @MinasTirith I lit our signal fire!
Eilenach: @AmonDin I lit our signal fire!
Nardol: @Eilenach I lit our signal fire!
Erelas: @Nardol I lit our signal fire!
Min-Rimmon: @Erelas I lit our signal fire!
Calenhad: @Min-Rimmon I lit our signal fire!
Halifirien: @Calenhad I lit our signal fire!
StriderRanger: Theoden – The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.
HorseKing99: I’m giving a dramatic pause.
HorseKing99: More dramatic pause.
HorseKing99: Still with the dramatic pause.
HorseKing99: And Rohan will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. Assemble the army at Dunharrow … You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor and war!
Your Assignment: Provide any feedback on this transmission, and read the previous post on the Twitter problem.
